The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made

The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made

The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made

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The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made

2005

1h 25m

2.6(14 votes)

Horror

Comedy

Overview

A group of friends get together for a card game, but within 5 minutes most of them die horribly, leaving the hosts to run for their lives (and from the law). Along the way, they encounter every conceivable horror movie monster/villain, but with a new twist.

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Cast & Crew

7 members

Acting

Rocco Martone

Leading Man

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Jeanne Potter

Leading Lady

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Acting

Elaine Tuttle

Lead Hick

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Directing

Bill Zebub

Mental Patient

Bill Zebub

Acting

Johnny Paoline

Baby Butcher / Army Man / Redneck Hick / Middle Eastern / Baby Butcher's Mother

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Acting

George 'The Slayer' Stiso

Jesus / Zombie Jesus / Crazy Guy / Toilet Paper Mummy

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Michael Cucciniello

Ax Murderer

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