
July 1940. After an aerial dog fight, Pilot Officer Jack Absolute flies home to win the heart of his old flame, Lydia Languish. Back on British soil, Jack’s advances soon turn to anarchy when the young heiress demands to be loved on her own, very particular, terms.

Jack Absolute

Lydia Languish

Mrs Malaprop

Sir Anthony Absolute

Julia Melville

Roy Faulkland
Lucy

Bob 'Wingnut' Acres

Dudley Scunthorpe

Bikram ‘Tony’ Khattri
Brian Coventry

Peter Kingsmith
Flight Sergeant Sampson