The Spousals of God

The Spousals of God

The Spousals of God

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The Spousals of God

1999

2h 30m

7.0(21 votes)

Comedy

Overview

After receiving a visit from a messenger of God, João de Deus wins his buddy's girlfriend through a roll of the dice.

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RTP

Cast & Crew

17 members

Directing

João César Monteiro

João de Deus

João César Monteiro

Acting

Rita Durão

Joana de Deus

Rita Durão

Acting

Joana Azevedo

Elena Gombrowicz

Joana Azevedo

Acting

José Airosa

Omar Raschid

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Acting

Manuela de Freitas

Sister Bernarda

Manuela de Freitas

Acting

Luís Miguel Cintra

God's Messenger

Luís Miguel Cintra

Acting

Ana Galvão

Leonor

Ana Galvão

Acting

João Listz

Sparafucile

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Acting

José Mora Ramos

Inspector Pantaleão

José Mora Ramos

Acting

Fernando Mora Ramos

Psychiatrist

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Acting

Fernando Heitor

Butler Vasconcelos

Fernando Heitor

Acting

Jean Douchet

Bardamu

Jean Douchet

Acting

Sofia Marques

Nun

Sofia Marques

Acting

Teresa Negrão

Inês

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Acting

David Almeida

Presidente

David Almeida

Acting

Maria João Ribeiro

Violetta Valery

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Acting

Fátima Efe

Unknown Role

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