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Watermelons

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Watermelons

"Who stole those juicy watermelons?"

2021

0h 11m

10.0(1 votes)

Comedy

Overview

Nearing the end of his academic career, JJ (aka "lil ibuprofen") produces amateur SoundCloud rap as a way to handle the strange events of his recently chaotic life.

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3 featured cast members

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Justin Kostecki

JJ / Inmate #6969 / JJ's Dad

Jason Tanski

Eugene

Hannah Rowland

JJ's Boss

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Directed by: Justin Kostecki

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