If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

"Everything is under control."

2025

1h 53m

6.6(70 votes)

Drama

Overview

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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Production Companies

A24

Fat City

Videos & Trailers

8 videos

Cast & Crew

21 members

Acting

Rose Byrne

Linda

Rose Byrne

Acting

Conan O'Brien

Therapist

Conan O'Brien

Acting

A$AP Rocky

James

A$AP Rocky

Acting

Danielle Macdonald

Caroline

Danielle Macdonald

Acting

Delaney Quinn

Child

Delaney Quinn

Directing

Mary Bronstein

Dr. Spring

Mary Bronstein

Acting

Ivy Wolk

Diana

Ivy Wolk

Acting

Mark Stolzenberg

Parking Attendant

Mark Stolzenberg

Acting

Manu Narayan

Landlord

Manu Narayan

Acting

Christian Slater

Father

Christian Slater

Acting

Eva Kornet

Breathworker

No Image

Acting

Ella Beatty

Kate

Ella Beatty

Acting

Helen Hong

Eva

Helen Hong

Acting

Daniel Zolghadri

Stephen

Daniel Zolghadri

Acting

Josh Pais

Brad

Josh Pais

Writing

Ronald Bronstein

Caroline's Husband (voice)

Ronald Bronstein

Acting

Lark White

Vanessa

No Image

Acting

Laurence Blum

Police Officer

Laurence Blum

Acting

Amy Judd Lieberman

Melanie

Amy Judd Lieberman

Acting

Char Sidney

Nurse

No Image

Crew

Jodi Michelle Pynn

Nurse

Jodi Michelle Pynn

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