

In a surreal small‑town version of 2007 Texas, a young graffiti artist lands in jail and is coerced into spying on his cousin—suspected by an unhinged cop of dealing nuclear weapons. What follows is a frenetic, gross‑humored ride through conspiracy, over-the-top characters, and chaotic counterculture.
Raphael

Officer Williams

Mateo

Bernadette

Nester

Shay

Paul

Billy

Panda

Pflophaus

Jeremy Pillows

Madeline

Javier

The MILF

Buck

Janet

The Olympian

Osama Bin Laden
Raphi's Lawyer

Agent Clark

Agent Nelvin

Terrorist Leader

Confused Terrorist
Debra

Carol

The Bag Lady

BBQ Goer Sympathetic to Mateo

Becky The Game Store Employee
Sassy Cop With A Good Job & Career
Moustacheoid Cop

Oz Oddities Clerk

Goth Terrorist
Nadia, The Quiet Terrorist

Old Man In Jail
Dax, The Fed Up Man In Jail
I Love Booth
Demonically Possessed Individual

Forensics Agent