

"America's 15th favorite pastime just got dangerous."
Walt (lover of threesomes, hater of shirts) strikes up an unlikely friendship with a former Pro Bowler as they discover he might be THE GOAT of the lanes. The only things standing in their way are racism, alcoholism and Linda "The Crusher" Curson.
Walt

Skunk

Linda Curson

Angelo

Lil Patience

Half Life

Vicki

Mozell

Crantley

Virginia

Walt's Cousin

Brotha Candy

Building Inspector

Some Winner

Deli Manager

Billy Slick

Very Ugly Man

Cholo Bowler

Palestinian Bowler

Cop

Registrar

Jamar (Bartender)
Strange White Guy
Pastor
Italian Waitress
Young Mother
Kid at Bowling Alley
Bar Manager
Officer (Jail)

Thot

Man Servant
Bus Driver
Bullied Audience Member

Bucket Man
Meet N Greet Kid 2
Townie 3
Renée
Wife 2
Meet N Greet Kid 4
Ghost Driver
Eclectic Bowler (Non-Binary)
Alleycatz Bowler
Townie 1

Townie 2
Mani
Wife 1

Meet N Greet Kid 1
Thot 2