
"An' there I told 'er 'ow I'd done me dash"
Bill is a Woolloomooloo larrikin who vows to abandon his life of gambling and drinking after a spell in gaol following a raid on a two-up game. He falls in love with Doreen, who works in a pickle factory, but faces competition from a more sophisticated rival.
Bill the Bloke
Doreen

Ginger Mick

The Bloke's Friend
The Stror 'at Coot
Doreen's Mother
Parson
Uncle Jim
Nurse
Himself