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News of the Weird: Textilist Colonies

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News of the Weird: Textilist Colonies

2023

0h 10m

2.0(1 votes)

Comedy

Overview

Elaine Baxandall reports on the odd sub-culture textilism, and asks several people about their thoughts on textilists, and the clothes they use to cover themselves.

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10 featured cast members

Starring

Samantha Graham

Elaine Baxandall

Ramona Salloum

Dr. Ungewitter

Royce Nettleton

News Anchor

Jorge Del Cid

Father Jorge

Sharmaine Hearn

Bistro Guest

David Clarke

Bistro Guest

Kim Lariviere-Baldelli

Beach Goer

Melissa Baldelli

Beach Goer

John-Dan Aitken

Van Driver

Shelley Clarke

Mother in Park

Creative team

Directed by: Stéphane Deschênes
Written by: Stéphane Deschênes

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