The Problem with Fiber Optics

The Problem with Fiber Optics

The Problem with Fiber Optics

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"An Uproarious Sci-Fi Romantic Comedy!"

2005

0h 20m

9.0(1 votes)

Comedy

Fantasy

Romance

Science Fiction

Overview

Set in a hyper-realistic 1961, a virgin's tiresome life gets complicated after purchasing a memory implant of a sexual experience in order to boost his confidence.

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Production Companies

Florida State University College of Motion Picture Arts

Videos & Trailers

1 video

Cast & Crew

7 members

Acting

Ptolemy Slocum

Sheldon Bemis

Ptolemy Slocum

Acting

Amy Temple

Josephine Callaway

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Acting

Catherine Gray

Sylvia Bemis

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Acting

Jenna Lee

Vivian Vindechet

Jenna Lee

Directing

Kurt Kuersteiner

Dr. Harry Wurzheimer

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Acting

Bruce Taylor

Walden Krausse

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Acting

Buzz Bryan

Young Sheldon

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