Mr Topps

Mr Topps

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Mr Topps

"'Bound' to make you 'gag'!"

2016

0h 11m

4.0(1 votes)

Comedy

Horror

Fantasy

Overview

Rancid stalwart of the corporatist dream, Mr Topps, wakes to find himself in a Donald Rumsfeld inspired version of This Is Your Life, in which mysterious host, Deep Throat, lovingly reunites him with a collection of past associates, each one literally itching for a one to one. Featuring a host of the UK's finest underground 'performance 'art' misfits. Plus a very special guest appearance by Troma legend Lloyd Kaufman as Battery Bob the Chicken Man.

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Directing

Adam de la Cour

Benny the Clown

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Directing

Lloyd Kaufman

Battery Bob the Chicken Man

Lloyd Kaufman

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