Porch Pirates

Porch Pirates

Porch Pirates

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Porch Pirates

"The detectives are checking their list—and checking it twice."

2024

1h 47m

3.0(4 votes)

Comedy

Family

Crime

Overview

When a gang of bumbling porch pirates targets East Texas during the holiday season, three small-town detectives jump into action. Their mission? Recover stolen packages—including a rare Beanie Baby and the Mayor’s prized Christmas pickle—before Christmas spirit disappears. Packed with slapstick laughs, festive hijinks, and heartwarming moments, Porch Pirates is a family-friendly holiday comedy for all ages.

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22 members

Production

Jay Dee Walters

Jack Tyler

Jay Dee Walters

Acting

Ryan T. Johnson

Sticky/Kenny Rogers

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Candace Kirkpatrick

Maria Tyler

Candace Kirkpatrick

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Eric Hanson

Fast Eddie

Eric Hanson

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Phil Mendoza

Marcos Fernandez

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Bill Jenkins

Mayor Jim

Bill Jenkins

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David D. Ford

David

David D. Ford

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Natalie Jones

Charley

Natalie Jones

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Molly Peyton White

Sarah

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Kara Rainer

Sally Jones

Kara Rainer

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Noah Archibald

Bobby

Noah Archibald

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Cody C King

Delivery Man

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Terry Higginbotham

Izzy

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Kimberly Gail Williams

Becky

Kimberly Gail Williams

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Barbara Laurean

Emily

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Hank Slaughter

Captain Logan

Hank Slaughter

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Eric Mathews

Ralph

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M.J. Martinez

Hunter

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Larry Cassady

Newscaster

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Bill Pope

Frank

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Teresa Jones

Karen

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Brooklyn Ray Davila

Grace

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