
Barnestoneworth United is the worst football team of 1935, who lose every match. Gordon Ottershaw is, however, their loyal fan, determined to prevent them from being disbanded after their final game. To this end he recruits the players from the renowned winning team of 1922 who turn up to defeat rivals Denley Moor.
Gordon Ottershaw

Mrs. Ottershaw

Chairman

Football Manager

Cyril

Passerby

Goalkeeper
