

"Love long and party"
Young filmmakers trying to hawk a movie titled "Bradykillers" about a serial killer who goes after victims Marcia, Jan, and Cindy meet their screen idol, William Shatner. The two young men, who idolize him and in their fantasies have seen him as a shadowy fairy godfather figure, are alarmed at the reality of the middle-aged non-Captain Kirk man that they meet.
Mark

Robert
Claire

Bill

Eric

Richard

Tricia

Dan

Sean

Leila

Laura Hafermann

Marlena

Schweiger
Mort Berg

Hal Pittman

Young Robert

Suzanne Crawford

Illa

Brian

Munchkin Beth

Ticket Taker
Young Mark
Beach Babe Bimbo

Young Kevin
Gail - Mark's Mom
Dick the Bartender
Bully
Mexican Waitress (as Letricia Cruz)

Astrid
Eden Waiter
Eden Manager (as Eric Burke)
Cartoonsville Waitress
Cartoonsville Boy
Parker
Jerry's Waitress
Menage Girl
Cousin Ira
Groover
Outraged Patroness
Cafe Hostess
Harry
Gabrielle
George
Obsessed Fan

Tiberius
Alexander
Rated's Back-Up Singer (as John Baker)
Rated's Posse
Rated's Posse
Andrew
Curly Blonde Kid
Additional Voices (voice)
Additional Voices (voice)
Additional Voices (voice)
Additional Voices (voice)
Additional Voices (voice)