Lend Me Your Wife

Lend Me Your Wife

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Lend Me Your Wife

1912

0h 16m

9.0(1 votes)

Comedy

Overview

The inimitable Billy Quirk needs a wife in order to inherit his vociferous western uncle's fortune. Billy borrows his friend's wife. After a volcanic and side-splitting series of incidents, the breezy western uncle blows into town tagging with him a pretty stenographer. Well, you leave it to Billy. He gets rid of his borrowed wife in a hurry. And the uncle, what's the use! The story is as funny as a wooden leg would be on the Statue of Liberty.

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Billy Quirk

Billy

Billy Quirk

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Lee Beggs

Billy's Uncle

Lee Beggs

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Marian Swayne

Billy's Sweetheart

Marian Swayne

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Darwin Karr

Billy's Chum

Darwin Karr

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Blanche Cornwall

Billy's Chum's Wife

Blanche Cornwall

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