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The Onion Movie
The Onion Movie
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The Onion Movie

"America's Finest News Source."

2008
1h 20m
6.1(235 votes)
Comedy

Overview

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

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4 videos

Cast & Crew

46 members
Acting

Len Cariou

Norm Archer

Len Cariou
Acting

Steven Seagal

Cock Puncher

Steven Seagal
Acting

Larissa Laskin

Dana Dobbs

Larissa Laskin
Acting

Ken Takemoto

Sensei

Ken Takemoto
Acting

Don McManus

Dennis McCormick

Don McManus
Acting

Michael Bolton

Michael Bolton

Michael Bolton
Acting

Ahmed Ahmed

Ahmed

Ahmed Ahmed
Acting

Brendan Fletcher

White Black Guy Tim

Brendan Fletcher
Acting

Daniel Dae Kim

Ivy Leaguer

Daniel Dae Kim
Acting

Meredith Baxter

Cooking Show Chef

Meredith Baxter
Acting

Jed Rees

Wizard Proteus

Jed Rees
Acting

Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield
Acting

Ahmed B. Badran

Peruvian

No Image
Acting

Brian Powell

Typical Neighbor Husband

Brian Powell
Acting

Scott Klace

Kip Kendall

Scott Klace
Acting

Barbara Pilavin

Alzheimers Old Lady

Barbara Pilavin
Acting

Sandy Kenyon

Alzheimers Guy in Crowd

Sandy Kenyon
Acting

Orlando Seale

Producer

Orlando Seale
Acting

Erik Stolhanske

Producer

Erik Stolhanske
Acting

Sarah McElligott

Melissa Cherry

Sarah McElligott
Acting

Randy Oglesby

Surgeon General

Randy Oglesby
Acting

Kwame Boateng

Dibo

Kwame Boateng
Acting

Richard Fancy

Kenneth Garber

Richard Fancy
Acting

Alex Solowitz

The Masses

Alex Solowitz
Acting

Savannah Haske

Rapist Lisa

Savannah Haske
Acting

Rebecca Lowman

Rape Victim Julie

Rebecca Lowman
Acting

Jim Gleason

Steel Beam Architect

Jim Gleason
Acting

Michael Harney

Line-Up Detective

Michael Harney
Acting

Angel Cassidy

Porn Star

Angel Cassidy
Acting

Gauge

Porn Star

Gauge
Acting

Robert Hoffman

Lollipop Love Dancer

Robert Hoffman
Acting

Joel McHale

Office Worker

Joel McHale
Acting

Harry Shum Jr.

Lollipop Love Dancer

Harry Shum Jr.
Acting

Kevin Federline

Lollipop Love Dancer

Kevin Federline
Acting

Bo Barrett

Wigger Jim

Bo Barrett
Acting

Chrissy Metz

Heavy Girl

Chrissy Metz
Acting

Marshall Manesh

Announcer

Marshall Manesh
Acting

Greg Cipes

Hippie Diplomant

Greg Cipes
Acting

Nick Chinlund

Bryce Brand

Nick Chinlund
Acting

Jim Rash

Bryce's Manager

Jim Rash
Acting

Paul Scheer

Bates Computer Salesman Dirk

Paul Scheer
Acting

John Viener

Peen Out Guy

John Viener
Acting

Gedde Watanabe

James Nakatami

Gedde Watanabe
Acting

Chris Villa

Gay Guy

No Image
Acting

Michael Delaney

Gil Bates

Michael Delaney
Acting

Karen Miller

Cockpuncher Entourage

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