
Back in 2005 two filmmakers tried to defeat their nemesis by making a film about a giant monkey on the cheap and, with the help of a look-a-like, sell it before the New Zealander could. These two con men are not only dangerous, but are notorious for their association with such figures as Ian McKellen (Lord Of The Rings, X-Men) and Brian Sibley (Author of “Peter Jackson: A Film-maker's Journey”). This comedy follows the exploits of these two thieves and reveals the dark past and sinister secrets shared by them all.
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Gimli
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Francais Tallywacker
John Spate
Shirley Major
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Interviewer
Little Girl / Native
Thug
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Savage Henry
Hollywood Executive
Fake Shemp / Soundman / Pub Folk
Croydon Film Commissioner
Dead Soundman / Policeman / Ghost
Soundman 2
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Pub Folk
Alice (John's Girlfriend)
Pub Folk
Pub Folk
Native
Native
Native
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Wooly Liberal (Definitely himself)
Headteacher
Dancing Man
Warg
Soundman 3