Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile

Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile

Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile

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Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile

"Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person."

2025

0h 21m

8.0(3 votes)

Comedy

Overview

A mockumentary from the team at "America's Finest News Source" The Onion, which chronicles the life and crimes of Jeffrey Epstein and associates (such as Donald Trump, who promised to release the Epstein Files until he was told he was in them).

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The Onion

Videos & Trailers

3 videos

Cast & Crew

2 members

Acting

Jeffrey Epstein

Self (archive footage)

Jeffrey Epstein

Acting

Donald Trump

Self (archive footage)

Donald Trump

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