The World's Worst Hitman

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The World's Worst Hitman

"HE NEEDS A NEW JOB"

2025

0h 3m

10.0(1 votes)

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Overview

A hopelessly unlcucky hitman is interrogated by 2 detectives, but there's a problem. He hasn't actually killed anyone.

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Chris Wilson

Joel Sparks

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Brook Pritchard

Detective

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John Spindler

Detective

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William Douglas

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