
"Oh Shucks... It's the New South Africa"
A disgraced sports presenter falls victim to an accidental head trauma and slips into a coma. He awakens months later to find that South Africa was not as he left it, he is now in the New South Africa, and his multimillion-Rand idea has been stolen from beneath him.
Sweet Coetzee

George Weedle

Sandy

Alfred Short

Savage
Bossie
Doc
Longdrop Botha
Cowboys Scrumhalf

Shawn Raymond

Spookie Simpson

Cowboy lock

Makulu lock
Makulu scrumhalf
Angel Weedle
Orphan in a storm
Big Boer
Orange farmer

Farmer's son

Dominees
Police file presenter
Mabel
Petrol attendant
Golfer

Golf marshall
Ward sister
Hospital clerk
Hospital security guard
Nurse
Doctor

Doctor
Casino manager
Casino security guard
Betting announcer
Television presenter
Television presenter
Television presenter
Hennie Nortjie
Rural gambler
Rural gambling manager
Eunice Shai

Rugby president
Beautiful rugby girl
Steward Andrews

Bryce Williams
Master of ceremonies
Beauty queen
Bride

Groom
Taxi driver
Ticket seller
Russian pedlar
Cugel
Flasher
Cowboys coach
Makulu coach
Team doctor
Referee
Leon Schuster double
Man in hallway

Kane