You Must Be Joking!

You Must Be Joking!

You Must Be Joking!

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You Must Be Joking!

"The "skelm" camera at its' funniest"

1986

1h 36m

4.9(4 votes)

Comedy

Overview

In a series of short skits, Leon Schuster uses candid camera and several disguises to stitch up the general public of South Africa. Such sketches include: The watermelon pulse test, where Leon shows that a watermelon is only ripe when it does not have a heartbeat, much to the confusion of the seller. Cooking on the bonnet of a car, while upsetting the traffic police. Supposedly killing a cow in a butcher's shop.

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Cast & Crew

14 members

Acting

Leon Schuster

Himself

Leon Schuster

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Kallie Knoetze

Himself

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Mike Schutte

Himself

Mike Schutte

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Janine Pretorius

Jealous wife in pub

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David Blood

Self

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Tony Sanderson

Self

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Golda Raff

Shoe store assistant

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Martino

Self

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Rina Hugo

Self

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Carike Keuzenkamp

Self

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Lucas Maree

Self

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Writing

Fanus Rautenbach

Self

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Die Troebadoer

Self

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Edwin van Wyk

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