Take Me To Church

Take Me To Church

Take Me To Church

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Take Me To Church

"No one said it was gonna be easy…"

2026

0h 7m

10.0(1 votes)

Comedy

Drama

Overview

Three failed criminals try to pull off their biggest robbery to date, the local church. But with no luck, nor skills, on their side, will they be able to pull off the ultimate feat?

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5 featured cast members

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Fraser Everitt

Gerald

James Barker-Hill

James Barker-Hill

Jimmy

Ethan Saunders

Ronnie

Cristiana Stani

Reverend

Zoe Wytrykowski

Margaret

Creative team

Directed by: James Barker-Hill
Written by: James Barker-Hill
Ethan Saunders
Produced by: James Barker-Hill

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