CinemaOSMovie · 1973 · 0h 4m

'Ave You Got a Male Assistant Please Miss?

There's no need to make an abortion of it.

60%(2)IMDbDramaComedy

A production of Oxford Polytechnic for sponsor the Family Planning Association, this is an unreservedly hairy promotion of the prophylactic in avoiding unwanted pregnancies. A wave of period details situate the film in both time and milieu. The culture of its audience, 1970s students, is evoked and displayed via a mattress on the floor, an ethnic rug, the kilim bedpsread, homebrew jars, denim clothes and by hair: long hair, facial hair - beards. The main actors are dead ringers for the infamous cover stars of Alex Comfort's The Joy of Sex, published the year before.

Directed byGraham Jones

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Status
Released
Runtime
0h 4m
Language
EN
Released
May 27, 1973
Studios
BFIOxford Polytechnic

Featuring

Cast & crew

4 credited
Starring

Pip Springhail

Girl

Eelco De Jong

Boy

Sue Stoodwell

Female Assistant

John Perkins

Male Assistant

Creative team
Directed by
Graham Jones
Produced by
Graham Jones
Jon Astley

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