
"This gang of loners, loonies and losers are about to become something they've never been before... a team."
When the Texas State University Fightin' Armadillos football team is disqualified for cheating and poor grades, the University is forced to pick from a team that actually goes to school. Will they even win a single game?
Paul Blake

Coach Wally Rig

Dr. Suzanne Carter

Dean Phillip Elias

Coach Ed Gennero

Andre Krimm

Carver Purcell

Chuck Neiderman

Jarvis Edison

Wyatt Beaudry

Featherstone
Eric 'Samorai' Hansen

Sargie 'Fumblina' Wilkinson

Lucy Draper

Charlie Banks

McKenzie

Manumana

Papke
Olaf Knudson
Ingmar Knudson
Chris Berman

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Harlan 'Flat-top' Meyers
Jayhawk Linebacker
Sidney 'Doberman' Harris
Bessie
Dawne
Grant Edison
Sheriff Woods

Manuel
Ranch Hand
Prison Guard
Doctor Sayre
Nurse
Referee

Aerobics Instructor
Athletic Trainer
ESPN Production Manager
Football Dropout
Pianist
Waiter
Space Cadet #1
Space Cadet #2
Billy Bob's Bartender

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