"Thunder buddies for life."

2015

1h 55m

6.3(7690 votes)

Comedy

Fantasy

Overview

Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.

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Cast & Crew

114 members

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Mark Wahlberg

John

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Seth MacFarlane

Ted (voice)

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Amanda Seyfried

Samantha

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Jessica Barth

Tami-Lynn

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Giovanni Ribisi

Donny

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Morgan Freeman

Patrick Meighan

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Sam J. Jones

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Patrick Warburton

Guy

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Michael Dorn

Rick

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Bill Smitrovich

Frank

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John Slattery

Shep Wild

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Cocoa Brown

Joy

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John Carroll Lynch

Tom Jessup

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Ron Canada

Judge

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Liam Neeson

Customer

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Dennis Haysbert

Fertility Doctor

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Patrick Stewart

Narrator (voice)

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Tom Brady

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Jay Leno

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Jimmy Kimmel

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Kate McKinnon

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Bobby Moynihan

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Taran Killam

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Sebastian Arcelus

Dr. Ed Danzer

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Jay Patterson

Karl Jackson

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Steve Callaghan

Comic

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Nana Visitor

Adoption Agent

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Maggie Geha

Female Nurse

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Jessica Szohr

Allison

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Craig Ricci Shaynak

Blind Guy

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Lexi Atkins

Waitress

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Jack Knight

Todd Kidder

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Lauren Sánchez

Boston Newscaster

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William Xifaras

Boston Neighbor

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Curtis Stigers

Wedding Singer

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Julius Sharpe

NYC Doctor

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Liz Morgan

NYC Nurse

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Alec Sulkin

Obi-Wan

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Ralph Garman

Stormtrooper

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Michael Steven Costello

Jury Foreman

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J. Mark Donaldson

Juror

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Frank Lloyd

Juror

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Bart A. Piscitello Jr.

Bailiff

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Becki Dennis

Receptionist

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Robert Holfelder

Band Leader

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Michael Trisler

Cyclist

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Ryan Hanna

Jogger

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Kate Gustafson

Hasbro CEO Assistant

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David Goldman

Pundit

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Ted Jessup

Pundit

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Ronobir Lahiri

Pundit

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Barry Ratcliffe

Pundit

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Chris Regan

Pundit

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Nefetari Spencer

Pundit

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Jeffrey Stubblefield

Pundit

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Wellesley Wild

Pundit

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Lenny Clarke

Cop (Boston PD)

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Chris Neville

Cop (Boston PD)

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Rachael MacFarlane

Meighan Assistant

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Christy Scott Cashman

Reporter

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Joseph J. Micucci

Nerd (Wedgie)

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Josiah Blount

Comic Con Fan

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Johnny Alves

Security Guard

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Silvio Cuadra

Security Guard

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Dustin Ybarra

Borg

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Matthew J. Walters

Hellboy

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Aaron Zell

Vendor

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Scott Wahle

Film Executive

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John Viener

Police Dispatcher

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Kate B. O'Brien

Diner Waitress

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Billy Concha

Bachelor Party Guest

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Andrew Torres

Jump Rope Guy

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Luke Adams

Wedding Announcer

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Tara Strong

Ted Toy (voice)

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Tiffany

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Brittany O'Connor

Cake Girl (uncredited)

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Julie Schmid

Piano / Ginger Girl (uncredited)

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Rose Wakesho

Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)

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Katie McCabe

Hot Comic Con Girl (uncredited)

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Stanis Krista Ames

Courthouse Spectator (uncredited)

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Claudia Zielke

Baroness Girl (uncredited)

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Alexandra Creteau

Wedding Guest (uncredited)

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Vincent M. Biscione

Ted's Court Gallery (uncredited)

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Kt Baldassaro

Wedding Guest (uncredited)

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Laura-Elise Barrett

Booth Girl (uncredited)

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Anissa Borrego

Flash Girl (uncredited)

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Roseny Carrero

My Little Pony Booth Girl (uncredited)

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John Franchi

Bar Patron (uncredited)

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Chia Chen

Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)

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Lexie Contursi

Piano / Ginger Girl (uncredited)

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Chassidy Cox

Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)

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Nea Dune

Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)

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Diana Emuge

Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)

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Michelle Fonseca

Courtroom Observer (uncredited)

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Enku Gubaie

Wedding Guest (uncredited)

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London Hall

Reporter (uncredited)

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Isabel Wagner

Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)

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Sandra Yap

Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)

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Isabella Sanchez

Comic Con Booth Girl (uncredited)

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Sagan Rose

Ginger Girl (uncredited)

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Elizabeth Pollard

Fairy at Comic Con (uncredited)

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Tina Grimm

Comic Con Booth Girl (uncredited)

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Kim Mulhauser

Wedding Guest (uncredited)

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Olivia McCarthy

Booth Girl (uncredited)

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Sophie Mazzaro

Fox Booth Girl (uncredited)

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Anna Maiche

Kissing Couple (uncredited)

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Kandiss Lewis

Scat Pack Girl #2 (uncredited)

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Toi'ya Leatherwood

Ginger Girl (uncredited)

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Christopher Weigel

Well Wisher (uncredited)

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Zola Williams

Dancer (uncredited)

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Noelle Trudeau

Wedding Guest (uncredited)

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Lance Norris

Wedding Guest (uncredited)

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Susan Garfield

Woman at Diner (uncredited)

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Dustin Christenson

Attendee (uncredited)

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