The Plight of Clownana

2004

0h 16m

6.7(3 votes)

Comedy

Overview

Ishamel is the Clownana, a dancing half-clown, half-banana store mascot. Life is great until the nearby porn store gets its own mascot and Ishamel is left wondering what his life is all about - oh, that and there is a not-to-be-missed dance-off.

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Cast & Crew

9 members

Acting

Danny Adams

Clownana

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Acting

Al 'Boogie' Lewis

Dildo Man

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Acting

Nicole Bilderback

Katie Rosenbaum

Acting

Danneel Ackles

DildoMan's Fan

Acting

Jensen Ackles

Jensen

Acting

Riley Smith

Riley

Acting

Kristoffer Polaha

Kris

Acting

Christian Kane

Christian

Writing

Chris Dowling

Narrator (voice)

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