
""Listen sweetheart - you're going to get a lesson in love!""
The wealthy Van Dyke family are constantly in the media for outrageous behavior, much to the frustration of the patriarch, Dan Van Dyke. His self-centered wife has a fondness for foreign imports, including "pet projects" like dancers and such and his spoiled children Tony and Carol have constant run-ins with the law. When Dan himself ends up in the clink for five years for tax evasion, he becomes bunk-mates with ex-bootlegger Joe "Spots" Ricardi. Ricardi lectures him on being such a push-over for an out-of-control family, so a dying Dan makes Ricardi his estate trustee once he is released from prison. Ricardi is then thrust into high society and must do everything he once nagged Dan to do.
Joe "Spot" Ricardi

Carol Van Dyke

Daniel Van Dyke

Mrs. Daniel Van Dyke

Tex

"Fingers" Boston

Tony Van Dyke

Alan Bartlett

Cesar

Uncle Wyndersham

Attorney Wyndersham

Railroad Attendant

Man at Toll Gate

Traffic Cop
Dr. Schaeffer

Prisoner
Peddler

Motorcycle Cop

Reporter
Waiter

Henry Raleigh

Reporter
Guard

District Attorney's Man
Don
Dowager Party Guest

Precint 5 Policeman

Prisoner
Girl
Farmer

Warden

Prisoner

Party Guest

Party Guest at Car Exhibition

Party Guest

Reporter
Party Guest

Ike

Spieler
Detective

Party Guest

Prison Doctor
Edgar

Party Guest at Car Exhibition

Van Dyke Butler

Prison Official

Spieler at Car Exhibition

Slugs

Farmer
Sailor

Party Guest
Photographer

Prisoner

Photographer

Count

Crooner
Party Guest
Prison Turnkey

Reporter
Prisoner

Red

Desk Sergeant

Precint 5 Policeman

Butler
Motorcycle Cop
Spot's Secretary

Prisoner
Bailiff

Judge

Farmer

Prisoner
Bellboy
Party Guest

Milkman

Human Fly
Motorcycle Cop
Waiter
Party Guest
Newsboy
Reporter

Reporter

State Trooper

Stage Manager
Janitor

Reporter

Party Guest

Judge

Editor

Reporter

Eddie Gore
Prisoner