The Crotchening

The Crotchening

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The Crotchening

"Let's go Krazy, let's get nuts."

2004

1h 20m

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Comedy

Horror

Overview

Enid Endacrotche was aspiring to be the first female field goal kick in Hollow Pointe University history. But she was denied and she went crazy, Krotch crazy.

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Skitz TV

Intrinsic Film

Iron Core Media

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Directing

Nathan Quinn

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