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Raketeros

Raketeros

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Raketeros

2013

1h 45m

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Comedy

Overview

A group of five middle-aged guys is gathered together to do a simple task of delivering an expensive gown to their rich friend’s mansion. However, a series of hilarious mishaps puts them and their task in jeopardy.

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Production Companies

Star Cinema – ABS-CBN Film Productions

The people behind it

Cast & crew

10 featured cast members

Starring

Andrew E.

Andrew E.

Andoy

Herbert Bautista

Herbert Bautista

Berto

Ogie Alcasid

Ogie Alcasid

Julio

Dennis Padilla

Dennis Padilla

Mando

Long Mejia

Long Mejia

Ulong

Joey Marquez

Joey Marquez

Sam Pinto

Ryan Bang

Ryan Bang

carnapper

Regine Angeles

Rodjun Cruz

Rodjun Cruz

Creative team

Directed by: Randy Santiago
Written by: Dennis Padilla
Woodrow Serafin
Produced by: Herminio 'Butch' Bautista
Hero Bautista

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