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The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

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The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

"IT WILL KILL YOU. EVEN IF IT TAKES THE REST OF YOUR LIFE."

2008

0h 10m

6.7(148 votes)

Comedy

Horror

Overview

From Richard Gale, mad maker of CRITICIZED, comes a film that will never have you looking at cutlery the same way again. Set-up as an epic-length trailer for an upcoming release, HORRIBLY SLOW... depicts a man's endless pursuit by what has got to be one of the most determined and patient murderers the screen has ever seen.

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Paul Clemens

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Paul Clemens

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The Doctor

Michael James Kacey

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The Mystic

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Melissa Paladino

The Girlfriend

Melissa Paladino

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Brian Rohan

The Murderer

Brian Rohan

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Richard Gale

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Richard Gale

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