"They Don't Make 'Em Like This Anymore"
A serial killer is about to get on his revenge with the people inside a movie theater during a midnight showing.
Social & External
The people behind it
Ron Jeremy
Crackwood Pastor
Gilbert Gottfried
Gilbert
Lloyd Kaufman
Adolph Hitler
Roberto Lombardi
Anchorman / Sleazy Business Man
Andrew W.K.
Theater Voice
Scott Churchson
Concession Thief
Edward X. Young
Whitman
Genoveva Rossi
Gen
Isaac Williams
Hotel Caretaker
Newt Wallen
Moochie the Disco Pimp / Redneck / Paul
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