
Barney Thomson, awkward, diffident, Glasgow barber, lives a life of desperate mediocrity and his uninteresting life is about to go from 0 to 60 in five seconds, as he enters the grotesque and comically absurd world of the serial killer.
Barney

Cemolina

Holdall

Detective Inspector June Robertson

James Henderson

Chief Superintendent McManaman

MacPherson

Chris

Wullie

Detective Sergeant Sam Jobson
Charlie

Bingo caller
Customer Number 1
Mrs. Gaffney

Jean Monkrieff

Chris' Creepy Neighbour

Well Dressed Young Man
Margaret
Jenkins

Mrs. Kerr
Alex

Sally
Sheena

Customer 4
Lizzie
Barber
Wife of Murdered Man
Big eared customer
Customer 6