Beef

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Beef

"Judge, Jury and Butcher"

2014

2h 26m

6.6(7 votes)

Drama

Comedy

Overview

BEEF is a comedic spin on a real person courtroom show. Set in a NY deli, BEEF revolves around Lou, his family, and the cases he settles. People march in with a "beef" for Lou to solve with old-school advice, simple justice, or a fine cut of meat.

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Cast & Crew

13 members

Acting

Christopher Meloni

Lou

Christopher Meloni

Acting

Michael Ian Black

Lynn Vanderloo

Michael Ian Black

Acting

Joe Lo Truglio

Manny

Joe Lo Truglio

Acting

Michael Blaiklock

Anthony

Michael Blaiklock

Acting

Angela Trimbur

Denise

Angela Trimbur

Writing

Cindy Caponera

Rose

No Image

Acting

Matt Jones

Gill

Matt Jones

Acting

Michael Cera

Clovis

Michael Cera

Acting

James Pumphrey

Frank

James Pumphrey

Acting

Lizzy Caplan

Audrey

Lizzy Caplan

Acting

Timm Sharp

Dj Madbeatz

Timm Sharp

Acting

Betsy Sodaro

Dawna

Betsy Sodaro

Acting

Joe Wengert

Big Mike

Joe Wengert

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