Never Mind the Quality, Feel the Width

Never Mind the Quality, Feel the Width

Never Mind the Quality, Feel the Width

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Never Mind the Quality, Feel the Width

1973

1h 28m

5.7(6 votes)

Comedy

Overview

Two London tailors horse around, wind up robbed, go to Rome and disrupt the Vatican.

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Production Companies

EMI Films

Cast & Crew

20 members

Acting

John Bluthal

Manny Cohen

John Bluthal

Acting

Joe Lynch

Patrick Brendan Kevin Aloysius Kelly

Joe Lynch

Acting

Yootha Joyce

Mrs. Finch

Yootha Joyce

Acting

Wendy King

Rita

No Image

Acting

Ann Beach

Bridie

Ann Beach

Acting

Eddie Byrne

Father Ignatious

Eddie Byrne

Acting

Bernard Stone

Nathan

No Image

Acting

David Nettheim

Rabbi

David Nettheim

Acting

Ivor Dean

Bishop Rourke

Ivor Dean

Acting

Bill Maynard

Larkin

Bill Maynard

Acting

David Kelly

Murphy

David Kelly

Acting

Jerold Wells

Tramp

Jerold Wells

Acting

Paddy Joyce

Riley

Paddy Joyce

Acting

Vicki Woolf

Maria

Vicki Woolf

Acting

Hilary Farr

Gina

Hilary Farr

Acting

Steve Plytas

Swiss Guard

Steve Plytas

Acting

William F. Sully

Italian Policeman

No Image

Acting

Peter Denyer

Lad

Peter Denyer

Acting

Lindsay Marsh

Hostess

No Image

Acting

Jill Goldston

Passerby (uncredited)

Jill Goldston

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