The Blind Date of Coffin Joe

The Blind Date of Coffin Joe

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The Blind Date of Coffin Joe

2008

0h 10m

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Horror

Overview

This is a fan-made tribute to Coffin Joe and the films of José Mojica Marins. Coffin Joe, an evil undertaker from Brazil, has spent years and killed many people in his quest to find the "superior woman" to bear his child. Now he has come to the United States, where he will try a new approach - his own reality TV dating show. But where Coffin Joe is concerned, the line between "reality" and nightmare is indistinguishable.

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12 members

Directing

Raymond Castile

Coffin Joe

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Cara Barresi

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Laura Simon

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Joe Hammerstone

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Joe Hammerstone

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Erik Williams

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Carson Hackney

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Sydney Hackney

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Donna Hackney

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Kim Walker

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Michelle Creason

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Colin MacDiarmid

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Jack Heckenkamp

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