Murder Can Hurt You!

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Murder Can Hurt You!

1980

1h 40m

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Overview

A private eye spoof that sends up assorted TV detectives from Ironside, Columbo and Kojak to Baretta, McCloud and Starsky and Hutch, as eight bumbling super-sleuths band together in a battle of wits against the devilishly clever Master Criminal.

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10 featured cast members

Starring

Victor Buono

Chief Ironbottom

Tony Danza

Pony Lambretta

Jamie Farr

Studsky

John Byner

Len 'Hatch' Hatchington

Gavin MacLeod

Lt. Nojack

Buck Owens

Sheriff Tim MacSkye

Connie Stevens

Sgt. Salty Sanderson

Jimmie Walker

Parks the Pusher

Burt Young

Lt. Palumbo

Marty Allen

Det. Starkos

Creative team

Directed by: Roger Duchowny
Written by: Ron Friedman
Produced by: Robert L. Jacks

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