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1982

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15 members

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Josema Yuste

Chema

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Fernando Conde

Fernando

Acting

Millán Salcedo

Millán

Acting

Amparo Soler Leal

Marquesa

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Agustín González

Venancio

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Beatriz Carvajal

Virginia

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Fina Torres

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Alejandro de Enciso

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Alfonso Nadal

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Luis Barbero

Padre Vázquez

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Lola Bayo

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Juan Diego Botto

Niño

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Frank Braña

Sansón

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Alfonso Castizo

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Paco Catalá

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