The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String

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The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String

2003

1h 30m

4.5(32 votes)

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Adventure

Fantasy

Overview

In the mythical realm of Diddle Earth, delectable Throbbit Bildo Saggins, is sent by Smirnoff the Wizard to destroy the legendary G-String - the most powerful weapon in the land.

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17 members

Acting

Erin Brown

Dildo Saggins

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Darian Caine

Horny

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A.J. Khan

Spam

Acting

Barbara Joyce

Araporn

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Michael R. Thomas

Smirnof the Wizard

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John Link

Ballem

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Anushka Garin

Benadryl

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Allanah Rhodes

Hymen Torn

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Suzi Lorraine

Drusilla

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Paige Richards

Whorespank

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Chelsea Mundae

Bar Keep

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Ruby LaRocca

Bar Maid

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T.J. Glenn

Angry Scotsman / Dork / Warrior (as Teel James Glen)

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Terry West

Sir Bruce / Cowardly Lion

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John Paul Fedele

Sourass

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William Hellfire

Whichway

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Juliette Charles

Tree Nymph

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