The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String

The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String

The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String

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The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String

2003

1h 30m

4.8(37 votes)

Action

Adventure

Fantasy

Overview

In the mythical realm of Diddle Earth, delectable Throbbit Bildo Saggins, is sent by Smirnoff the Wizard to destroy the legendary G-String - the most powerful weapon in the land.

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10 featured cast members

Starring

Erin Brown

Erin Brown

Dildo Saggins

Darian Caine

Darian Caine

Horny

A.J. Khan

A.J. Khan

Spam

Barbara Joyce

Barbara Joyce

Araporn

Michael R. Thomas

Smirnof the Wizard

John Link

John Link

Ballem

Anushka Garin

Anushka Garin

Benadryl

Allanah Rhodes

Hymen Torn

Suzi Lorraine

Suzi Lorraine

Drusilla

Paige Richards

Paige Richards

Whorespank

Creative team

Directed by: Terry West
Written by: Terry West
Produced by: Michael L. Raso
John Bacchus

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