

"If you see only one movie this year... you ought to get out more often."
Bumbling lieutenant Frank Drebin is out to foil the big boys in the energy industry, who intend to suppress technology that will put them out of business.
Lt. Frank Drebin

Jane Spencer

Ed Hocken

Nordberg

Quentin Hapsburg

Dr. Meinheimer / Earl Hacker

Commissioner Brumford

Hector Savage

Baggett

Fenzwick

Dunwell

Ted Olsen

George Bush
Barbara Bush
John Sununu

Winnie Mandela
Blues Singer

Mrs. Redmond
Crackhouse Cop

Mariachi

TV Reporter

Barbecue Dad

Barbecue Mom
TV Commercial Announcer

Mel Tormé

Zsa Zsa Gabor

"Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States and Mrs. Bush."

"Hey Ken, Al! Look what I found."

"Hey, that's a pretty nice clock."
"It's 4 minutes too slow."
"Vert well, sir. It's from the lady."
"Always nice to see nice people."
"You pigs...say your prayers."

"Is this some kind of bust?"

"Frank, we got that Sure-Grip suck machine..."

"Your coat, sir?"

"Phone call, Commissioner"
"Hey, what the hell happened to the water pressure?"
"For a man in a wheelchair, he gets around marvelously."

"He's wired!"

"¡Ojala que se mejoré pronto!"
"Recuerdos a todos."
"¿Puede decirme donde esta la casa de musica?"
"Hey, look what he's doing to that man in the wheelchair!"
"Yeah!"
"Let's get him."

"Yeah!"
"You're on my groin."

"If that's your attitude, forget it."

Party Guest

Party Guest
Mr. Redmond
Barbecue Daughter

Barbecue Boy

Davy Crockett

Obstetrician

FBI Agent

Lab Technician

Lab Technician
Lab Technician
Lab Technician
Lab Technician
McTigue
Slave to the Composer
Lady in Waiting
Lady in Waiting

White House Dinner Guest (uncredited)