
"Cold River Stages Big Show for the USO!"
Scattergood Baines, Coldriver's most popular citizen, neighborly counselor and sly old fox, entices a Broadway producer to Coldriver to see the gay musical extravaganza Baines is staging for the benefit of the U.S.O. He is also promoting the singing career of his latest local protégé, Betty Palmer. There are a few problems but the Sage of Coldriver manages to keep pulling the right strings.
Scattergood Baines

Betty Palmer

Sally Murton

Tommy Stewart

Vladimir Smitkin

Butch

Buddy

Pliny Pickett

Hipp

Brock Harris

Ed Potts

Clara Potts

Lem (as Ed Waller)

Madame Dolores

Secretary

Tap Dancer
Girl (uncredited)
