
"FROM NUTHOUSE TO GUARDHOUSE!"
Jackie Gleason and Jack Durant are teamed for the first and only time as Hank and Jed, a pair of dimwitted barbers who are forced into bankruptcy because all their customers have marched off to war. Figuring that if you can't beat 'em, join 'em, Hank and Jed try to join the Army themselves, only to be rejected for a variety of reasons (When asked to read the eye-chart, Hank says he can't-not because he can't see, but because he can't read).
Hank

Jed

Pam Martin

Tommy Lydel

Granny
Midget

Vivian

Blond Bomber

Biggie Waldron

Lefty

Mousey

Blackie
Tim

Harmonica Rascals Band Leader

Guard

Soldier

Harmonica Rascals Band Member
Judge Smith

Member, Harmonica Rascals
Guard

Colonel

Fat Man

Doctor

Guard

Doctor

Draftee

Colonel's Guard
Ex-Soldier Commander

Guard

Guard

Guard
Tall Man