Long Flat Balls

Long Flat Balls

Long Flat Balls

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Long Flat Balls

2006

1h 37m

5.3(17 votes)

Comedy

Overview

Six guys from Norway go on a trip to Germany to cheer on Norway in the world Championship of football. But it isn't easy to put their normal life aside, not even for football.

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Zwart Arbeid

Cast & Crew

25 members

Acting

Jan Edgar Fjell

Edgar

Jan Edgar Fjell

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Anders Fast Fjell

Øyvind

Anders Fast Fjell

Acting

Petter Jørgensen

Petter

Petter Jørgensen

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Eirik Tobiassen

Karsten

Eirik Tobiassen

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Kai Helge Hansen

Kai

Kai Helge Hansen

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Frode Lie

Freddy

Frode Lie

Acting

Lars Olav Karlsen

Lars Olav Karlsen

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José Mourinho

Self

José Mourinho

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Åge Hareide

Self

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Roman Roth

Klaus Bittman

Roman Roth

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Henrik Morken Nielsen

Helge

Henrik Morken Nielsen

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Vivi Haug

Øyvinds mor

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Mona Solhaug

Anne

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Kari Reinertsen

Kari

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Stine Bernitz

Laila

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Atle Jensen

Mobekkens advokat

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Arne Østgård

Mobekken

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Kirre Jansson

Mors advokat

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Ari Behn

Self

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Lars Olav Karlsen

Self

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Martin Bull Gudmundsen

Self

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Dorthe Skappel

Self

Dorthe Skappel

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Valgerd Svarstad Haugland

Self

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Elin Tvedt

Self

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Stig Inge Bjørnebye

Self

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