

"In their town, you don't screw with the law, the law screws with you."
Five bored, occasionally high and always ineffective Vermont state troopers must prove their worth to the governor or lose their jobs. After stumbling on a drug ring, they plan to make a bust, but a rival police force is out to steal the glory.
Thorny

Farva

Mac

Foster

Rabbit

Captain O'Hagen

Chief Grady

Ursula

Governor Jessman

College Boy 1

College Boy 2

College Boy 3

Thin Queen Bartender
Waitress

Local Officer Rando

Local Officer Smy

Local Officer Burton
Larry Johnson

Dead Woman (Lucy Garfield)
Bobbi
Arlo
Complaining Fan
Frank Galikanokus

Mayor Timber

German Man

German Woman

Casino La Fantastique Sally

Chicken F**ker
Chicken F**ker
Dimpus Burger Guy

Governor's Aide
Banquet Bartender
Gawking Citizen
Urinatee
Pilot
Foreman One

Foreman Two

Party Girl (uncredited)
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Governor's Press Conference Supporter (uncredited)