Confessions of a Teenage Jesus Jerk

Confessions of a Teenage Jesus Jerk

Confessions of a Teenage Jesus Jerk

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Confessions of a Teenage Jesus Jerk

2017

1h 35m

4.8(19 votes)

Comedy

Romance

Drama

Overview

A young Jehovah's Witness believes the ultimate punishment will be inflicted upon him for typical teenage activity. His life is rather grim until infatuation with a friend's older sister opens his eyes.

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Cast & Crew

15 members

Acting

Sasha Feldman

Gabe

Sasha Feldman

Acting

Nicholas Harsin

Peter

No Image

Acting

Kit DeZolt

Kien

Kit DeZolt

Acting

Lauren Lakis

Karen

Lauren Lakis

Acting

Paul Adelstein

Allen

Paul Adelstein

Acting

Tara Summers

Linn

Tara Summers

Acting

Reed Diamond

Brother Miller

Reed Diamond

Acting

James Karen

Interviewee #1

James Karen

Acting

Shari Belafonte

Flo

Shari Belafonte

Acting

Sam Behrens

Elder #1

Sam Behrens

Writing

Rob Giles

Uncle Jeff

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Acting

Scott Atkinson

Terry

Scott Atkinson

Directing

Charlie Buhler

Jasmine

Charlie Buhler

Acting

Katherine Castillo

Camille

Katherine Castillo

Acting

Margo Gignac

Stan

Margo Gignac

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