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Dutch Girls

"They Went There For A Bit Of...Sport?"

1985

1h 23m

4.1(8 votes)

Comedy

Overview

In this sophomoric comedy, a lusty adolescent British hockey team heads for Holland where they find something far more interesting than tulips and windmills: gorgeous, lusty women. They are so busy pursuing romance that they forget all about their upcoming match.

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Cast & crew

10 featured cast members

Starring

Bill Paterson

Bill Paterson

Mr Mole

Colin Firth

Colin Firth

Neil Truelove

Timothy Spall

Timothy Spall

Lyndon Baines Jellicoe

John Wells

Headmaster

James Wilby

James Wilby

Dundine

Daniel Chatto

Daniel Chatto

Fforde

Adrian Lukis

Adrian Lukis

Murray

Colin McFarlane

Colin McFarlane

Mkwela

Robert Addie

Robert Addie

Cone

Chris Beaumont

Chris Beaumont

Simon

Creative team

Directed by: Giles Foster
Written by: William Boyd
Produced by: Sue Birtwistle

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