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Tales from the Crapper

Tales from the Crapper

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Tales from the Crapper

"Twice the monsters! Twice the fat guys! Twice the lesbians! Twice the boobies!"

2004

1h 30m

4.3(25 votes)

Science Fiction

Horror

Comedy

Overview

The Crapkeeper hosts two stories combining highbrow entertainment with kung fu action, alien adventure and vampire lesbian sex.

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Production Companies

Troma Entertainment

The people behind it

Cast & crew

10 featured cast members

Starring

Julie Strain

Julie Strain

Ivanna Dance / Demanda

Lloyd Kaufman

Lloyd Kaufman

The Crap Keeper / Dad / Tromantis (voice)

Arban Ornelas

Soul Stripper (as Arban)

Masuimi Max

Masuimi Max

Sexy Asian Vampire

Kevin Eastman

Kevin Eastman

Travis Dance

Rob Zazzali

Timmy

Joel Himelhoch

Chief Doublestump

Elwood Carlisle

Elwood Carlisle

Private Dick Sam Black

Jorge Garcia

Jorge Garcia

Racoon Head

Randy Sklar

Randy Sklar

News Anchor

Creative team

Directed by: Dave Paiko
Chad Ferrin
Written by: Gabriel Friedman
Mark C. Adams
Produced by: Lloyd Kaufman

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