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1991

1h 35m

5.0(3 votes)

Comedy

Overview

Comedy as six pensioners in residence take on the sponsorship of the FOOTBALL team in the neighbouring orphanage with unexpected consequences.

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Cast & Crew

11 members

Acting

Fernando Fernán Gómez

Don Aníbal

Fernando Fernán Gómez

Acting

José Luis López Vázquez

Don Anselmo del Castillo

José Luis López Vázquez

Acting

María Asquerino

Sor María

María Asquerino

Acting

Luis Escobar

Don Alfonso

Luis Escobar

Acting

Gabino Diego

Antonio Mancilla - Abogado defensor

Gabino Diego

Acting

Tomás Zori

Don José

Tomás Zori

Acting

Alfonso del Real

Don Juan

Alfonso del Real

Acting

Manuel Alexandre

Don Luis

Manuel Alexandre

Acting

Eulalia Ramón

Susana

Eulalia Ramón

Acting

Tina Sainz

Fiscal

Tina Sainz

Acting

Miguel Ángel García

Unknown Role

Miguel Ángel García

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