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The VelociPastor

The VelociPastor

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The VelociPastor

"A man of the claw"

2018

1h 15m

5.3(254 votes)

Action

Horror

Comedy

Overview

After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a prostitute convinces him to fight crime. And ninjas.

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10 featured cast members

Starring

Gregory James Cohan

Gregory James Cohan

Doug Jones / The VelociPastor

Alyssa Kempinski

Alyssa Kempinski

Carol

Daniel Steere

Daniel Steere

Father Stewart

Fernando Pacheco de Castro

Fernando Pacheco de Castro

Frankie Mermaid

Aurelio Voltaire

Aurelio Voltaire

Altair

Yang Jiechang

Yang Jiechang

Wei Chang

Jesse Turits

Jesse Turits

Sam the White Ninja

Zachary Steere

Zachary Steere

Dinosaur Suit Performer

Claire Hsu

Claire Hsu

Chinese Villager

David Sokol

David Sokol

Ali

Creative team

Directed by: Brendan Steere
Written by: Brendan Steere
Produced by: Brandon Taylor
Jesse Gouldsbury

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