CinemaOSMovie · 2005 · 1h 11m · PG-13

Four Eyed Monsters

Four glittering eyes, two pink mouths, and eight limbs wrapped around itself taking up two seats on the subway.

58%(28)IMDbComedyDramaFantasyRomance

Apathy, technology, paranoia, disease and medication. Meet Arin. Arin is a shy videographer who finds it too much to handle to go out and meet girls, so he sets up an account on meester.net. The flood of responses never comes, save for one email from Susan, a struggling artist who finds her job as a waitress stifling her creativity. Susan is also on the shy side and is seeking an alternative to the classic dating situation. When Arin and Susan finally meet, that alternative dating situation comes to life as the two refuse to communicate verbally with each other, wanting to avoid bs small talk.

Directed bySusan Buice, Arin Crumley

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Status
Released
Runtime
1h 11m
Language
EN
Released
January 21, 2005
Budget
$250,000
Revenue
$245,000

Featuring

Cast & crew

8 credited
Starring

Susan Buice

Susan

Arin Crumley

Arin

Brad Calcaterra

Brad Calcaterra

Studio Vermont founder

Lindsey Andersen

Couple on subway

Julia Ann Ames

Laundromat Fantasy Girl

Yuan-Kwan Chan

Model

Lucie Cuadrado

Attractive woman in street

Aubrey Plaza

Aubrey Plaza

Girl on subway

Creative team
Directed by
Susan Buice
Arin Crumley
Written by
Susan Buice
Arin Crumley
Produced by
Susan Buice
Arin Crumley

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