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The Green Butchers

The Green Butchers

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The Green Butchers

"Pick your cut!"

2003

1h 40m

7.1(348 votes)

Comedy

Overview

Svend and Bjarne work for a butcher in a small Danish town. Fed up with their boss' arrogance, they decide to start their own butcher shop. After dismal beginnings, an unfortunate accident happens which coincides with a large order of meat. One hasty decision leads to another and soon the business thrives. In the meantime, Bjarne has to deal with his twin brother who has been in coma for years following a gruesome car accident.

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10 featured cast members

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Nikolaj Lie Kaas

Nikolaj Lie Kaas

Bjarne / Eigil

Mads Mikkelsen

Mads Mikkelsen

Svend

Line Kruse

Line Kruse

Astrid

Nicolas Bro

Nicolas Bro

Hus Hans

Aksel Erhardtsen

Aksel Erhardtsen

Villumsen

Bodil Jørgensen

Bodil Jørgensen

Tina

Ole Thestrup

Ole Thestrup

Holger

Lily Weiding

Lily Weiding

Juhl

Camilla Bendix

Camilla Bendix

Beate

Tomas Villum Jensen

Tomas Villum Jensen

Håndværker

Creative team

Directed by: Anders Thomas Jensen
Written by: Anders Thomas Jensen
Produced by: Kim Magnusson
Tivi Magnusson

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